Man Made His Wife a Spreadsheet of All Her Excuses to Not Have Sex

For some reason this guy thought it would be a great idea to keep track of all the times his wife wouldn’t have sex with him… then throw it in her face.
He set up a three-columned spreadsheet of all the times he initiated sex with his wife over the course of six weeks. In column A he recorded the date (June 3 to July 16); in column B he included the response (yes or no) and in column C he wrote down the excuse his wife used against having sex on a particular night.

He sent his wife an email with the spreadsheet attachment while she was in a taxi on the way to the airport.  “I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my ‘excuses,’ using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment.”

He was telling her that he wasn’t going to miss his wife for the 10 days she is leaving?? Come on man… According to his ‘document’, you already only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks.. Out of 27 ‘attempts’ you only could get her to pull the trigger 3 times… NOW YOU WANT TO PISS HER OFF MORE!!!

Have fun watching porn bro…